| BOYS U16/HS COMPETITIVE SOCCER STANDINGS | |||||
| RANK | TEAM | POINTS | WINS | LOSES | TIES |
| 1 | Ball Busters | 15 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Man-Chest-Hair United | 15 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 3 | Alice in Dangle-Land | 9 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 4 | Weidner FC | 9 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 5 | I Dangle | 6 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 6 | Swag Team | 6 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 7 | Green Machine | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| AS OF DECEMBER 8, 2011 | |||||